Important notice: this NEEDS to be its own separate post. It CANNOT be shoved under the crushing weight of all the previous Pokémon birthdays. If this post had lungs, it’d need room to breathe. Sorry for the weird analogy.
So, today in Australia is the 28th of May. Everything was just fine until I realised I’d missed the birthday of Ominous the Houndour (this one right here).
Initially, my brain panicked and thought “HOLY F****-NG SH**!!!” and then immediately calmed down for no reason at all. Maybe because I no longer care about the maintenance of posts like this. Maybe I should just stop because I no longer care about this sh**. No, seriously. I don’t. I’ve celebrated all that needs to be celebrated. The only birthday that’s coming up is Mackogneur the female Machamp, and I already celebrated her birthday last year. Currently she is level 55. Last year it was 53. Nothing post-worthy there. And honestly, I never play Pokémon X anymore. It’s moreso Alpha Sapphire I play. I could just offload all those poor Pokémon souls* on someone with a 2DS or 3DS, and they wouldn’t care.
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*And before you say it - yes, yes, I know, “Pokémon? Souls?! POKEMON SOULSILVER REFERENCE” etc. I get it. Funny. /s
That’s all.